2 degrees, 1 MA and 5 languages later...

I'm selling my old elf friend, he's called pablelf and he looks like this:

he can be your very good friend, he can psychoanalyze your children, do aerial straps with them, help you with the devising of the school play, drive you home after work, cook you a spanish omelette, go to the cinema with you, fix your bike, hack your neighbor's wireless, walk your dog and many other things... although if you have one of these elf friends you don't want them to do any of this, you want them to:

JUGGLE FOR AN HOUR BEHIND THE SHOP-WINDOW OF YOUR LOCAL MALL

and still dressed as an elf!

i'm a man now.

pb